NEW rules have been implemented at GlobalTech after the disastrous microwave fire that didn’t happen last Friday.
The HR department is sending out a very angry email to all staff across the country.
“There will be no more eating of any kind,” the email read in bold.
Workers are furious and are threatening to strike.
“How can we survive without food for 8 hours?” asked a pregnant man from the marketing team.
The fire, which started in the bathrooms, destroyed all the toilet paper but left the paper towels completely fine.
The company blamed the cleaners for the fire, but the cleaners were on strike, so they were not there.
The real culprit is the office cat, who learned how to use matches by watching YouTube videos.
- The cat, whose name is Dog, is fired from his job as chief mouse catcher.
- The CEO promises to buy pizza for everybody to make up for the no-eating rule, which makes no sense.
- The pizzas were delivered, but they were all pineapple-and-mayonnaise-flavored, which caused another riot in the lobby.
- The police are still looking for the cat who is on the run from the law.
Global Tech is now an animal-free zone, except for the birds that live in the aircon vents.
The workers are still hungry, and the email was actually a typo. They meant “no more heating”, not eating.
The workers are still hungry, and the email was actually a typo. They meant “no more heating”, not eating.
